"I am a goat herder & I'm known as DJ Randomfreckles to my virtual fans."

"My most prized possession is my baseball card collection & I make a pilgrimage for clam chowder three times a year to The Oyster Bar at Grand Central Station."

"I've knocked out my two front teeth four times & I'm a closet glossophile."

"I placed 2nd in the pole vault state championships & I can operate a front end loader if the situation calls for it."

"I'm into flippin cars over & when I grow up I want to be a seahorse aficionada, and to be on turtle patrol."

"My childhood dream was to become a hot dog vendor & I have a profound fear of death by snapping turtle."

"I have 330 pounds of German Shepherd at home & a name for my chopper."

"Moving 40 different times among 8 states makes me 'well-adjusted,' I'm told, & while some folks carry gas cans, I roll with a water bucket."

"I have been known to engage in a game of Donkey Polo & cupcakes make me happy...really, really happy."

"I used to front a band in Dallas where I perfected the jump kick & I pride myself on my ability to talk to anyone for any amount of time about anything."

"I got kicked out of boarding school & I dream of raising rare-breed chickens in Vermont."

"I am a wife, mom and grandma who enjoys the outdoors & I may reside in N.C. but I’ll always be a Jersey girl."

"My first love is singing & I have placed in several preliminary Miss America beauty pageants."

"I play classical piano and am always up for a round of sporting clays."

"I have more plants than the Amazon & still think cartoons are the best thing on television."

"I give high-fives you'll feel for a week & hail from a place where french fries go inside the sandwich instead of next to it."

"I vacuum to reduce stress & I was once attacked by a Teddy Bear Cactus while backpacking."

"I have an impressive collection of spandex & I make all of my food from scratch."

"I learned to draw by reading comic books and my impossible wish is one night out dancing with Fred Astaire."

"I love horror movies & have been to over 1000 baseball games."

"My bucket list includes Demolition Derby Driver & I've lost track of how many states I've visited."

"I have pretended to be part of a film crew at Wal-Mart so that I could interview customers & I can whip up a meal for 20 on a moment's notice."